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tardistiles:

sp00kyqueer:

sp00kyqueer:

Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused

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it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit

I had to do this at work the other night… Had some foreign service members had come on base for some work they had to do here and they came by the convenience store just outside our building to grab a snack. I was next in line and this older gentleman behind me was holding a nickel like it was the most peculiar thing he’s ever seen… I literally turned around and asked him if he needed help… The poor guy couldn’t speak English but understood it to some degree so I had to gesture the value of every coin he had… I actually had this same reaction when I grabbed the dime…

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startorrent02:

eholaura:

solarselection:

small-baby-chihiro:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

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what in the pure fuck

HOW IS THIS NORMAL?!

This is normal…white people can bring guns ANYWHERE here.

The woman in green is the ONLY one doing it right… The rest of these pics just make me shake my head and facepalm…

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The Signs Most to Least manipulative

funastrology:

Scorpio

Cancer

Gemini

Pisces

Leo

Capricorn

Virgo

Taurus

Aries

Aquarius

Sagittarius

Libra

Yup…

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Before you say yes, get him angry. See him scared, see him wanting, see him sick. Stress changes a person. Find out if he drinks and if he does, get him drunk - you’ll learn more about his sober thoughts. Discover his addictions. See if he puts you in front of them. You can’t change people, baby girl. If they are made one way, it doesn’t just wear off. If you hate how he acts when he’s out of it now, you’re going to hate it much worse eight years down the road. You might love him to bits but it doesn’t change that some people just don’t fit.
– inkskinned, “My father’s recipe for the man I should marry” (via partygirlmeltdown)

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fucklikeagod:

ittybittykaceface:

I recently got “let go” from the elderly home after they dicked me around for months. Full schedule to hardly any schedule to full schedule again. Working double shifts and having one day off a week for two months to help out because my co worker got hit by a car.

Sneakily though, they just used…

Signal boost, for a good cause; and, a lovely woman.

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MMA conversations

So I was practicing MCMAP today and one of the guys asked “hey when UFC fighters grapple, do they talk to one a other?

I took it another level and asked
“Maybe they have full blown conversations like others do on a usual day at the office”

I think I got something here…

Thoughts?





me after every conversation: shit they'll never wanna talk to me again